The Bear lake monster!

Have you ever seen the bear lake monster?Well I hope not! I've heard that its a huge brown snake that is up to 90 feet long! It can swim faster then a horse can gallop( that is reeeally fast ) and it makes up to a mile a minute!
I've heard about when Pecos Bill heard about the Bear Lake monster and bet some cowpokes that he could wrestle that monster until it said uncle. According to them folks, the fight lasted for days and created a hurricane around Bear Lake. Finally, Bill flung that there monster over his shoulder and it flew so far it went plumb around the world and landed in Loch Ness, where it lives to this day.
Of Course, I know better than that. The Bear Lake Monster is just hibernating-like. Keep your eyes open at dusk and maybe you'll see it come out to feed. Just be careful swimming in the lake, or you might be its next meal!
Bear lake was fun and we all made it home safely. But next time you go to Bear Lake beware the bear lake monster just might wake up !